Paul McBeardy
Holy shitting ouch fuck wow.
You just sit there seductively sipping your milk don’t worry you sexy fucker that’s okay with me and there you are on the beach with your shaggy hair seducing me. Shall we have sex now or later Paul? Now is fine just the sand could be irritating.
And look at you building up that house like the good man you are with that sexy head of hair you dirty bastard.
Look at you there with that plant infront of you, that plant doesnt mind, it’s like ‘hey I’m a plant, I don’t mind being out of focus because McBeardy is there to steal the day, that’s cool.’Ugh Paul you do things to me.
